Billie’s Joke of the Week, January 13

The doctor that had been seeing an eighty-year old woman for most of her life finally retired.  At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.  As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.

“Mrs. Smith, do you realize that these are BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?”

“Yes, they help me sleep at night”.

“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!”

The old lady reached out and patted the young doctor’s knee… “Yes, Dear, I know that.  But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my sixteen year old granddaughter drinks, and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night.”

You gotta love Grandmas!

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