Two Indians and an Irishman were walking thru the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. “Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!” he called into the cave. He listened closely until he heard an answering “Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!” He then tore his clothes off and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. “Was the other Indian crazy, or what?”
The Indian replied “No. It is our custom during mating season when Indian man see cave they holler “Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!” into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there’s a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us”.
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered “Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!” Immediately there was an answering “Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!” from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while and then spied a third, large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the large opening, he was thinking, “Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave.”
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, “Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!” Like the others, he heard the answering call, “Wooooooooo! Wooooooooo! Woooooooo!” With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read, NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!