Billie’s Joke of the Week, December 10

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on her cell phone.
The wife said, “Where are you?  You know we have lots to do today.”
He said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about ten years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?  I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheek, and she got all choked up…
“Yes, I do remember that shop,” she replied.
“Well, I’m in the gun shop next door to that place.”

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