Billie’s Joke of the Week, January 20

Two guys both lose their wives in a grocery store,

One was old and the other young, and they collided their carts.  The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that, I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s okay, it’s a coincidence.  I’m looking for my wife too, and I can’t find her.  I’m getting a little desperate.”

The older guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her.  What does she look like?”

“Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing a tank top with short white shorts,  What does your wife look like?”

The old guy wipes the drool off his chin and replies, “It doesn’t matter.  Let’s just look for yours.”

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